Backside beauties: Book focuses on automotive rear ends

What were your most memorable automotive backsides? For me, they included the eyebrows and cat’s-eye lamps of the 1959 Chevrolet Impala, the triple bulbs of the ’58 Impala, the sequential turn signals of the Mercury Cougar, the split-window ’63 Corvette, and the winged trio of the Bertone BAT concept cars.

But I’d also include the original Oldsmobile Aurora, those big vertical tail lamps on the early Volvo and Cadillac SUVs, and the original Porsche Cayenne, though not for the usual reasons. 

I traveled with the Porsche engineers on various development drives when the Cayenne was being tested, and one day in northern Canada one of those engineers was running his hand admiringly over the vehicle’s rear flanks. 

When I asked why, he said the car’s curves reminded him of the way his wife’s waistline curved in above her hips. 

As it turned out, this test drive on the other side of the world was taking place on his wedding anniversary.

Backside beauties: Book focuses on automotive rear endsBackside beauties: Book focuses on automotive rear ends
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This rush of nostalgia was triggered by Coachbuilt Press’s latest coffee table book, Badass.

Two years ago, Coachbuilt published The Face of Change: Portraits of Automotive Evolution, a book that, like the images displayed by photographer and publisher Michael Furman, focused on the front of various vehicles, with words about why the cars we see coming toward us look the way they do.

Not long after the book was published, Furman was at the annual car show at the Quail Lodge during Monterey Car Week and car collector Bruce Meyer suggested that a subsequent volume could focus on the other end of the vehicles. 

As it turned out, Furman and co-author John Nikas had been thinking along those same lines and thus Badass, which not only is a book about the backside of an automobile and why it looks like it does, but also is Meyer’s autobiography, in which he explains his childhood interest in cars — the Motorama shows were staged a mile from his Southern California home — and how he has become an advocate for preserving and restoring historic hot rods and racing cars.

Several others contributed stories to the book as well, including such designers as Tom Matano, Louis de Fabribeckers, Ralph Gilles, Franz von Holzhausen and Ed Wellburn; collector and museum owner Fred Simeone; concours founder Bill Warner; and historian Leslie Kendall.

Several note that we probably spend much more time looking at the backside of cars ahead of us in traffic jams than we do admiring the grille and headlamps in our rearview mirrors.

Unless they were rear-entrance vehicles, early motorcars had very plain rear ends, sometimes showing a spare tire or two or perhaps a rack for luggage. Nautical and aircraft shapes became popular, as did — briefly — the Continental kit, and — not so briefly — the spoiler. 

Some of the most spectacular rear ends are featured in a 13-page run of Furman photos under the “Future Tense” banner. Included are vehicles such as the 1935 Alfa Romeo 6C-2300 Aerospider, the1936 Bugatti Type 57G “Tank,” the 1936 Stout Scarab, the 1947 Cisitalia Aerodynamica, and the 1948 Tucker. 

Meyer remembers that “For most American cars in the 1950s, the rear end is where the action happened.” De Fabribeckers lists various requirements for front and side views, and notes that “the rear end exists in a different world (and designers are) freed of many of these constraints.” Zagato adds that while preserving clients’ brand identity up front, his family built its fame on its designs for the rear of the car. Von 

Holzhausen writes of a new challenge for designers — rear ends of electric cars with no tail pipes.

And Matano’s chapter on “Building the Perfect Butt” includes the story of taking his design team to a lingerie show to study “how the light falls on the curves of the body.” He also sends us to the dictionary to look up the meaning of the word “callipygian.”

Badass is a wonderful bookend to the Faces volume, and leaves us eager for whatever section of the automobile and its design Coachbuilt Press will explore next.

Reviewed

Badass

By Bruce Meyer and John Nikas, with photography by Michael Furman

Coachbuilt Press, 2021

ISBN: 978-1-7325017-3-7

Large format hard cover, 256 pages

$85

This Is What A Zero-Star Worthy Crash Test Looks Like

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Photo: Latin NCAP

It’s fairly rare for a car to score a whopping zero start in a crash test here in the 21st century. We’ve worked pretty damn hard to make sure that even the cheapest, shittiest machines still have something holding them together and keeping the folks inside safe. Not so with the Ford Ka. Buckle up, buds, because we’re about to see what makes a zero-star crash test so bad.

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If you haven’t heard of the Ka before, you can be forgiven. It’s a teeny little subcompact that, for a while, was only available in Brazil but has since expanded to be sold in India, Mexico, South Africa, Argentina, and Europe. It’s the second-best selling car in Brazil after the Hyundai HB20, but the Latin New Car Assessment Program (NCAP) has a hell of a lot to say about it—and none of it particularly good.

I’ll let you just have a look at what we’re talking about here:

There are… a lot of problems with the Ka. It doesn’t handle particularly well, it’s pretty slow, and it isn’t outfitted with the kind of safety features that would make you feel safe driving it around. Here’s what we’re talking about:

  • 34 percent adult protection (yes, that’s out of 100%)
  • Nine percent child occupant protection
  • 50 percent pedestrian protection
  • Seven percent safety features

You can read the full results from the Latin NCAP test here.

What that all means is, basically, that the Ka doesn’t have a lot of safety features, so if you’re behind the wheel—or a passenger—you’re in danger. There are, essentially, no side airbags. There aren’t any special protective measures for children. If the Ka gets in a crash, you’re probably going to get whiplash at the very best.

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And, as you can likely tell from the video, the fact that it just, uh, disintegrates isn’t all that promising, either.

Maserati’s Project Rekall Is Preying On My Nostalgia, And It’s Working

If you haven’t noticed, stodgy old brands are doing everything in their power to excite the youths. In fact, BMW has been so committed to this strategy that the company felt it necessary to piss off the only people old and rich enough to afford its products. How bold! No one had ever been brave enough to try it before!

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Well, Maserati also wants to get the kids a-Fleeting and TikTokin’ so it has launched a social media campaign of its own. The major difference is that this stunt already looks to be pretty dang successful, because — I mean, just look at it:

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What you see there is the Project Rekall. Maserati is taking the Shamal — a boxy coupe based on the Biturbo and manufactured from 1990 to 1996 — and restoring it in the image of Blade Runner. Or, to be more precise, millennial Blade Runner, Cyberpunk 2077.

I’m of two minds on this one. First, this aesthetic has already been played out, and Maserati is undeniably late to it. The Instagram post contains the words ModenaCity-One and speaks of “joining the resistance.” I am so tired.

But then, the cynic in me is being gagged by another part of my brain that sees the Rekall and thinks, “Yes, that’s good. More of this, please.” Carlo Borromeo, the designer behind the also-brilliant Lancia Delta Futurista, was reportedly consulted for this restomod, according to Classic Driver.

The original Maserati Shamal, for reference. Look at that wheel arch!

The original Maserati Shamal, for reference. Look at that wheel arch!
Photo: Maserati

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The Shamal was already, in my opinion, one of the best coupe designs of the 90s. I love its boxy-yet-tapered profile, stubby rear end, nonsensical rear wheel arches and weird diffuser-looking contraption ahead of the front window. It’s a very tidy-yet-functional little thing, though it needed to get even colder and edgier for the streets of — sigh — ModenaCity-One.

And so you’ll notice some sharper creases on Project Rekall, in addition to a more aggressive splitter, pointier side mirrors and of course, the vintage LCD instrument panel inside. The rakish arches have been ditched in favor of flat, level cuts. And the exterior LEDs! There are so many LEDs.

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Overall, the Shamal was the perfect Maserati to receive this transformation, and although it appears the company is still in the planning stages, things seem to be headed in the right direction. In fact, maybe we need more sci-fi one-offs like Project Rekall, if for no other reason that to wash away the everlasting image of the Cybertruck from our collective memory.